* One of my best friends is bringing his new girlfriend over tonight so I can meet her.

* Got to do a bunch of cleaning here at the house to make it at least appear that I'm not a complete slob before they get here.

* No idea at all what I'll cook them for dinner. He told me that he's bragged to her that I'm a really good cook so I guess a frozen pizza is out of the question.

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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