The Wedding Ring

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut
off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, having your mistress find out
you're married, explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on
your penis, or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.