>A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of
his
> >dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly
dismounts,
> >worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to
> >find him.
> >
> >The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
> >
> >The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
> >sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
> >
> >"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
> >
> >"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
> >
> >"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
> >her knees and blows it right back up."