Upset Wife ....
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>She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
>to a very attractive young woman.
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>The wife was VERY upset!
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>"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
>your faithful wife, the mother of your children!
>I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
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>And he replied:
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>"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened.
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>"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
say
>to me!"
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>And he began:
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>"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here
>asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I
>took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
>thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten
>for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
>the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
>because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured
them
>in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and
>while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
>holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the
>designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because
>you say they are too tight . I also gave her the underwear that was
your
>anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good
>taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you
>don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought
>at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a
>pair like them.."
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>He took a quick breath and continued:
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>"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her
>to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said;
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>'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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