Hopefully this one hasn't been posted already. I just remembered it and thought another Little Johnny joke would be good.


Little Johnny's kindergarten teacher told the class that their homework assignment for the day was to go home and ask their parents to explain the difference between theory and reality. When Little Johnny got home he found his dad out in the garage working on the car. "Daddy, my teacher told me to ask you if you can tell me the difference between theory and reality."

Johnny's dad thought for a moment and replied, "Okay, I can help you out. Go inside and ask your mom if she would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars." Little Johnny didn't really understand what good that would do but he went inside and found his mom in the kitchen. "Mommy, daddy told me to ask you if you would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars."

Johnny's mom thought about it for a second and replied, "Yeah, you can tell daddy that for a million dollars I would sleep with the neighbor." Johnny took that new information back out the garage and told daddy, "Daddy, mommy says that yeah, she would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars." Johnny's dad nods his head and says, "Okay Johnny, now go ask your sister the same question and come back and give me her answer."

Johnny goes back inside and finds his sister in her bedroom listening to the stereo. "Sis, daddy told me to ask you if you would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars?" Johnny's sister thought about it for a second or two and said, "You know what? For a million bucks, yeah I'd sleep with the neighbor."

Johnny didn't really know what any of this had to do with his homework assignment but he went back out to the garage to let daddy know what Sis had said. "Yeah, Daddy, she said she'd sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars."

Daddy looked at Johnny and said, "Well, there you have it. The difference between theory and reality." Johnny was completely lost and said, "What do you mean Daddy?"

Daddy replied, "Well, in theory we could have two million dollars but in reality we just live with a couple of whores."

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