Now that's the one that separates the men from the...... I guess lonely men.

Gotta go with footsie. Football is great but if I miss a few plays I can always see them on Sportscenter later on. If I ignore a game of footsie, I'm betting there may not be another opportunity that day.

Which is better a gin or vodka martini?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus