1. Was very happy to spend some time with my best friend and his family over the weekend.

2. Hoping that my next trip to the doctor this coming Friday finally gets to the bottom of a pain I've been having in my right side ever since they took out my gallbladder about a year ago.

3. I woke up horny as hell this morning and the feeling never went away. Unfortunately there's nobody here to share that feeling with.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus