1. I've been a bad, bad person recently and I plan to amend my eating habits today

2. I am both tired and sad today, which isn't a good combination because it leads me into a well of depression

3. I have too much work to do, but am too exhausted to do any of it

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney