My mind is sort of drifting off thinking about tonight's episode of Iron Chef America on the Food Network. Two of my absolute favorites are on there tonight, Rachael Ray and Giada DeLaurentis. I guess I'm sort of hoping that they tear each other's clothes off and have a whipped cream fight followed by spanking each other with lasagna noodles or something.

I wonder, does it make me a pervert to have thoughts like that?