An oldie but a goodie in our local rag.

A somewhat simple young man decided to go to the Movies, and wished to take his new best friend, a grand champion Bantam Rooster.

Rebuffed unsurprisingly at the ticket counter, he soon returned with the bird stuffed down his trousers.

He settled in next to a pair of little old ladies, and sure enough, as the house lights went down he undid his flies so the bird could watch the movie as well.

The nearest old dear said to her friend "The man beside me has undone his trousers and his cock is sticking out"

Her friend replied "Now Mabel, you've seen enough of those in your lifetime. What's the problem here?"

Mabel said"











































"But this one's eating my popcorn!"

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