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Originally Posted by sodaklostsoul
A Cajun walks into a bar ....
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lol.
reminds me of one...
a failing city zoo spent their last bit of profits to acquire a female gorilla of a very rare species in the hopes that a new attraction would bring more people to visit the zoo. but, as these things usually go, within a few days the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle and violent. no-one wanted to come to the zoo to see a bitchy gorilla who threw things at the spectators.
upon examination, the zoo vet determined the problem: the gorilla was in heat.
to make matters worse, there weren't any male gorillas of her species available for mating. and with the zoo failing the way it was, there was no way to afford a gorilla "stud".
whilst pondering their problem, the vet noticed kevin, a local farmer's son who came to the big city to work at the zoo after the drought destroyed their last crop. he was a big lad, and—like most farmers—had little sense, but he seemed to be possessed of an ample ability to get along with all the animals at the zoo.
the vet went to the zoo's administrators and told them of him his plan; they all agreed they just might have a cheap solution to the horny gorilla problem. and so, kevin was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $200?
good ol' kev showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
the next day, he announced he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"first," he said, "i don’t want to kiss her... second, you must never tell anyone about this..."
the administration all nodded sagely..."of course, of course. mum's the word."
"and third, you gotta give me another week to come up with the $200."