A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around
>the
> block?"
>
> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Belle for
>a
> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
heat,
>and to
> come to you."
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over
>here."
>
> He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
backside
>with
> it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
Belle
>on
> the leash and only go one time round the block."
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog
on
>the
> leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
> (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block,
>so
> another dog is pushing her home."
>
>