I keep two vibes in the top nightstand drawer, and *ahem* the rest in a *blush* large box that is on rollers that slides under the bed.
My somewhat elderly house keeper found them and cleaned them for me.

I thought I was going to die of embarrassment, but she seemed pretty much OK about it.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho