I odn't post here very often, but they don't let me out except on long holiday weekends .... here's my submission, fwiw:
In the beginning, he eschewed
ergonomic fulfillment and
fractured the ugliness of the
spatula across her
bedknob which had shaped itself suspiciously like an
aubergine.
Eventually, he looked at her, her leafy legs akimbo on the bed, with accusation and contempt furrowing his obfuscated brow.
She began to weep, cosmic and subhemodomal tears that would have torn at the heart of a lesser man. He screamed:
“That’s the end of that story, Bitch.”
Afterword:
“Oh, now you’ve done it, you dumb ____,” she screamed at him. “My ______ will rip your ______ and ______ you in the ass with your own ______.”
He was aghast. He could not help but watch as she removed the local
tram schedule from her tender bits and threw it at him. “Here, titbrain, chew this.”
Credits:
Creative: Tingling Tess
Editorial: JassWolf
Publisher: Lilith
Key Grip: What the hell is that, anyway?