1. My face is flaking and I have face dandruff. Yuck!

2. I am horny as Hell and I have no outlet at work. Damn!

3. I will go to the gym and work the kinks out of my body if it kills me. Yeah!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney