I think may be a repeat....but oh well.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead
> >sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he
sat
>down,
> >but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
> >
> >Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket
> >toward the man.
> >
> >He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.
> >
> >"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
>place.
> >
> >"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
> >
> >They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
the
> >theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
>deepest
> >dreams and he shares his. She listens.
> >
> >After paying for
> >everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
> >place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
> >
> >They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
> >
> >The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The
>guy
> >is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
> >
> >"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
to
> >every
> >guy you meet? "
> >
> >"No, "she replies. . . . . "
> >
> >
> >
> >"You just happened to catch my eye."
> >
> >
> >
> >(oh, shut up, and just forward it!)
> >