be careful what you ask for...


When he was watching the ball game this weekend, my friend and his wife and got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation he told her that he never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all his beer.


I think that sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.