Well now I have been blown in the shower by Summer but I have been shoved out the bedroom door. I tell her I still have two more wishes and she says, “I know,” and closes the door behind me.
“Huh,” I say, not quite sure what is going on, but then again, who really does at this party.
I gather my clothes and begin to dress in the hallway. I feel so used. Oh wait, I was the one was received the blowjob so I guess I don’t feel so used.
I head downstairs, seeing the party in full fervor. I see Lixy finish up PR (he’s always so quiet) and she lays on the couch still reeling from the experience.
I decide to get another drink. I am getting tired. I walk back outside, seeing Lilith, I say to her, “this party is so confusing.” She nods in complete agreement and responds, “yes, but that is just how Summer’s parties are.”
I am so tired now, exhausted from chasing Summer and fucking Lixy and from emptying half of STO’s shot tray down my throat. My head is dizzy and I see a bit of respite in the distance at the back of the yard.
I stagger and stumble over to the hammock strung between two trees. I sit down in it and look up, seeing Summer getting dressed in the window. I smile and stare at her. Suddenly, I pull a Jack-Tripper-from-Three’s-Company moment and I lean back and the hammock flips over. I fall on my head. Now I am sitting there upside down, my legs intertwined with the ropes of the hammock. I untangle myself and try and lay on the hammock. I look up and the light in the bedroom is off and Summer is gone from the window.
I lie down and rollover only to flip off the hammock again. Grace and balance have never been my strong suit. I fall flat on my face and stomach, landing in the dirt. I get up, dust myself off and try again. (Is this a bad 3 Stooges episode) I finally balance myself, lay down and drift off to sleep for a while.
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