Why Parents Drink
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> A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
> sick one day.
> Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
> employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
> "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
> "Yes," whispered the small voice.
> "May I talk with him?"
> The child whispered, "No,"
> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
> "Is your Mommy there?"
> "Yes,"
> "May I talk with her?"
>
> Again the small voice whispered, "No,"
> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
> asked, "Is anybody else there?"
> "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
>
> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
> asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy" whispered
> the
> child.
> "Busy doing what?"
> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
> answer.
>
> Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
> through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
> "What is that noise?">
> "A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
> apprehensive.
> Again, whispering, the child answered,
> "The search team just landed a helicopter,"
> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
> "What are they searching for?"
>
> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
> giggle...
>
>
> "ME!"

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton