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Subject: Fw: Cyanide
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>>>>A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
>>>>cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the
>>>>
>>>>world do you need cyanide?"
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
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>>>>
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>>>>The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't
>>>>give
>>>>you cyanide to kill your husband? That's
>>>>
>>>>against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail
>>>>and
>>>>all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not,
>>>>
>>>>you can NOT have any cyanide!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
>>>>husband
>>>>in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't
>>>>tell
>>>>me you had a prescription."
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