A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter" A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, she asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it , he jumped over the fence into our yard!..... That must've been scary", said the teacher....... "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went "Fffff, Fffff,Fffff....and before he could say "Fuck," the Rottweiler ate him!

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton