A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon
>> > > for a face-lift.
>> > > The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
>> > > small
>> > > knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
>> > tighten
>> > > up
>> > > her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
>> > > Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years,
>> > the
>> > > woman kept tightening the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and
>> > the
>> > > woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
>> > > After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
>> > problems.
>> > > "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
>> > turn
>> > > the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
>> > > developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags
>> > under
>> > > my
>> > > eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
>> > > The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
>> > are
>> > > your breasts."
>> > > "Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the
>> > goatee."