Subject: FW: To brighten your day
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>> 1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then they poop on your
> car.
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>> 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
>> to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how
>> nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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>> 3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
>> neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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>> 4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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>> 5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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>> 6. A penny saved...is a government oversight.
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>> 7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
>> thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong
>> thing at a tempting moment.
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>> 8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
>> because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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>> 9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house
>> is to buy a replacement.
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>> 10. He who hesitates is probably right.
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>> 11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
> everybody.
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>> 12. If you can smile when things go wrong,
>> you have someone in mind to blame.
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>> 13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
>> he's really in trouble.
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>> 14. The mind is like a parachute;
>> it works much better when it's open.
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>> 15. The only difference between a rut and a grave...is the depth!
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