>I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of
Purina at
>Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had
a
>dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again,
>although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last
>time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care
>ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that
>it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat
>one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
>complete so I was going to try it again.
>
>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now
>enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
>
>Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, I'd been
sitting
>in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall
guy
was
>going to have to stagger out the door he was laughing so hard.
>

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