At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.



Damn that wasn't me....it was Dr. Evil....hmmm


Damn, I hate being so clean....I guess I have to say the biggest darkest secret I have is that I've slept with a 41 year old married woman........

here's the kicker.....it was just a few days past my 19th birthday when i did it....am i bad?

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