There is also the one about the woman who rang to complain about her computer not working.

It was all connected right.

After a lot of questioning it turned out that the computer hadn't worked since the power had been cut off.

She was told to pack the puter back in it's box and take it back to where she got it, because she was too dumb to own a computer. (urban legend)

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