Well here is my secrets, (kinda). Not only am I a virgin, I have never had a Girlfriend and have never been kissed. Also I have a strage desiese called "Granuloma of the Nasal Septum" Cause unkown. Simply put this mean I have a hole in my nasal septum (the thing that seperates your norstrals) that was caused by a nasty things called Granuloma. Granuloma is normally a side effect of a desiese, but in my case they were never able to track down how I got it and they suspect that it happens to be random. And no it ain't catchy, isn't disfiguering, and in my case it isn't fatal, (so far).

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