07-01-2006, 01:37 AM
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A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky.
When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked "Where is everybody?"
The barman replied, "They're all gone to the hanging."
"Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete", he replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" asked the cowboy.
"Well" said the bartender, " He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes"
"What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling" said the bartender.
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