I could always tell her that I have an offer from IWM to switch places.


But something tells me that the thought of me wacking off in front of Mr. IWM won't help Mrs. WI understand my conundrum.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.