Babies!
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> Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the
> other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"
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> "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
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> "What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.
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> "I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.
> "Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib
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> and find out."
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> He carefully manoeuvred himself into the other baby's crib, then
> quickly
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> disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he
> resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm
> a
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> little boy," he said proudly.
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> "You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"
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> "It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks
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> and I've got blue ones."
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> SHAME ON YOU, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
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