Sure I like 'em...pale, dark, puffy, perky, small like cherries, big like fried eggs...um...what were we talking about?

...oh yes, Lou, get ready for yours to transform in ways you never thought possible...there will be a point when you will see two large bulging bloodshot eyes staring back at you in the mirror (don't worry, that's sexy in its own way too)...

and furthermore...

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