A lady was driving down the highway and a cop was pulled her over for speeding. The officer got out of his car and walked up to the lady and the following conversation took place.

"I need to see your drivers license."
The lady replied, " I dont have one."
Then I need to see your registration. the officer advised.
"I dont have that either and I guess you want to see the dead body in the truck too?" The lady asked.
The officer then adv the lady to stay there and he would be back in a minute.

The officer went to his patrol car and called for a supervisor. When his sargent arrive on the scene he confronted the lady and asked her the same questions.

"I need to see your drivers license ma'am." The sargent said.
She handed him the license.
"and your registration?" the Sargent continued.
She handed the paper to him.
" Ma'am, My officer told me that you said you had a dead body in the trunk?" the Sargent inquired.
"And I bet he also told you that I was speeding too?" the lady replied.

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