A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to
talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that
she was the Pharmacist and
as she and her sister owned the store, there were no
males employed there.

She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would
be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was
completely professional and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could
be confident that she
would treat him with the highest level of
professionalism.

The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying,
"This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes
me a lot of problems and
severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you
could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to
my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at
length and the absolute
best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a
company car, and $3,000 a
month plus living expenses."

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