Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office
>
>but she belonged to someone else.
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>One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give
>you $1000. if you let me screw you."
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>The girl said "NO."
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>Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
>down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
>
>She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
>boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
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>Her boyfriend says "ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he
>won't even be able to get his pants down."
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>He agrees to the $2000. and she agrees and accepts the proposal.
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>Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend
to
>call.
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>Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
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>She said "The bastard used coins"
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>Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's
entirety
>before agreeing to it and getting screwed
>
>