09-17-2002, 04:27 PM
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This is old fashioned but cute.....................A travelling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he
called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on
the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him
apologetically, "but down the hall is a special machine that
should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate
machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening,
at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he ever
received in his life.
Down the hall was another machine with a sign that
read, "Manicures--25 cents." "Why not," thought the salesman.
He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled
them out perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine
Provides What Men Need Most When Away From Their Wives." (Cost--
50 cents) The salesman was embarassed and looked both ways.
Seeing nobody around he put his fifty cents in the machine, then
unzipped his pants and stuck his penis into the opening--with
great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife for two
weeks.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of
agony. Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling
hands, the salesman was able to with draw his penis, which now had
a button sewed on the tip.
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