Subject: Singles Meet
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>Dorothy and Claude, both 81, lived in The Villages, in Florida.
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>They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that
they
>enjoyed each other's company.
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>After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Dorothy out or
>dinner and, much to his delight she accepted.
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>They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant
in
>town.
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>Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.
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>Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Dorothy
>soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
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>As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each
>was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
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>Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been
>gentler."
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>Dorothy was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have
taken
>off
>my pantyhose."
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