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Old 04-29-2006, 09:21 AM
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little bobby was playing at his friend jimmy's house when he came home to ask his gramma: "can i sleep over jimmy's house tonight?"

"sure," she says.

he goes back outside and comes back in a few minutes later. "gramma, what do you call it when two people sleep with one on top of the other?"

gramma is curious about his question but decides to be honest with the little guy and says, "we call that sexual intercourse."

bobby goes back outside to play and returns again just a few minutes later. "gramma, you're wrong. they're called bunk beds, and jimmy's mom wants to talk to you right now."
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