An elderly couple was attending church services . About halfway through, she leans over and says to her husband, "I just had a silent fart --- what do you think I should do?" He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.