A woman is very distressed because she has not
Been married
Very long and yet her husband has lost interest in
Sex. So,
She goes to see her doctor and relays the problem.

The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells
Her that it
Is nothing serious, that her husband has merely
Lost his
Animal instincts. The doctor tells her to crumble
Some dog
Biscuits on her husband's cereal every morning
Without telling
Him, and little by little this will bring out the
Savage beast
In him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to
Come back
In a week with a progress report.


A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who
Asks how
Her husband is.


"He's dead," she replies.


"Dead?" the doctor asked.



The woman says, "Yes. He was sitting in the
Driveway licking
His balls, and I backed over him with the car.