09-09-2002, 02:45 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Top Ten Lists
Just got this in an e-mail and it sounded like a great idea for a thread.....
So...Let's see some Top Ten (or 11 or however many) Lists!!
TOP REASONS WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS
#11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was
ever cut off.
#10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
#9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about
it.
#8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try
it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.
#7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
#6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people
still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks
today use it mostly for fun.
#5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
#4. If you use it too much you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
#3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
#2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a
lot of trouble.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A
PENIS:
#1. If you play with it too much, you can go blind.
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