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Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NURSE IF

> You know you're a nurse if.....
> You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a
> dark alley.
>
> Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
> Almost everything can seemhumorous....eventually.
>
> You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.
>
> You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing
> than they know.
>
> You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the
> hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
>
> You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another
> table throw up.
>
> You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you
> started nursing.
>
> Every time someone asks you for a pen ! you can find at least 4 of them on
> you.
>
> You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince
> the doctor is more difficult"
>
> You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker
> and to holler if they need help.
>
> Your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebago's water tank.
>
> You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery waiting
> lines.
>
> You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will
> drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
>
> Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
>
> You have seen more penises than any prostitute.
>
> If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, its
> just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental
> status/sanity.
>
> Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly
> normally and very responsibly.
>
> Believe me, this is how we think, ALL THE TIME.
> Scary huh??

A LOT of truth in this btw!!

DM