A wee ned walks into the chemist to get his Methadone. The pharmacist is
pouring some white powder into a bottle and the ned asks,

"Hoi chief, what's that powder?"

The pharmacist replies,

"Askit"

So the wee ned leans over and looks at the powder and says,

"Wee white powder, whit ur ye?"

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind