Dallas Air Traffic Control:

"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air:

"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC:

"Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Egypt Air:

"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah is Great."

Pause: Static..............


Saudi Air:

"DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC:

"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air:

"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:

"Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"


I'm only passin' it on.......but it IS funny! DM

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Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind