ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
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>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite
>her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
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>The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
>laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
>what he had to say for himself.
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>The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got
>on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
>under a sign that said,
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>'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
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>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
>reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
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>Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
>Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.
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>BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
>that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...
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>I just lost it."
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>"CASE DISMISSED!!"