I'm not sure if this has been posted before... but I like it, so here you are!


Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparents house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He’d still be alive if
the ice cream truck hadnt come along.

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind