Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in
High street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on
mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tyres. So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind