LMAO^^^ I feel your pain! I hate the little fuckers, too.

I'm hearing increasingly louder hooting and hollering. I'm thinking this would be a great time to go masturbate. No one will come to the door to ask me if I'm alright, LOL.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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