Kermit gets a loan

> > >> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
> > >> her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> > >>
> > >> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> > >>
> > >> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
> > >> says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
> > >> it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
> > >>
> > >> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> > >> collateral.
> > >>
> > >> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> > >> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> > >>
> > >> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
> > >> bank manager and disappears into a back office.
> > >>
> > >> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
> > >> Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
> > >> $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
> > >>
> > >> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
> > >> this?"
> > >>
> > >> (you're gonna love this)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> (its a real treat)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> (a masterpiece)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> (wait for it)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> > >>
> > >> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
> > >> man's a Rolling Stone."
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
> > >>
> > >> Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
> > >> did!!! Have a lovely day!
> > >>
> > >>
> > >