I don't get sick often, and it's a good thing because I don't do it well.

I was advised to stay away from soft drinks, and eat lots of fruits and veggies for dental health - damnit, I was doing all that already!

When I do manage to get sick, it always seems to be on the weekends and that is not fair.

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