Subject: Mischievous Grandmas


Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home. About
then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out
saying, "We
bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no
way you
can guess it, you old fools." One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we
can! Just
drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple
of times,
asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up
and said,
"You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?"
The ornery old grandmas, snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled
in unison,"Because
We were at your birthday party yesterday!"